一位年轻人麦可 (Michael) 在小的时候就立志在侏罗纪公园里工作,因此制作了本「工作文件夹」,里面包含园内细节和自己负责监督的恐龙,甚至连老板是谁他都决定好了。(等等,是可以自己决定谁当老板吗?)
![This binder held all of his prehistoric hopes and dreams.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/desktop-1434555031.jpg)
如今麦可长大,现在他要带大家一起回顾这本自己小时候精心制作的文件夹。
翻开第一页,里头是满满的恐龙剪贴。
![He turned the front page into a dino dream board.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/desktop-1434555038.jpg)
第一页看起来很正常,但之后越来越疯狂。
![After that, the madness begins.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/desktop-1434555016.jpg)
麦可清楚列出就业要领、员工数量、吉普车数量、薪水 (还自己给自己每天150百万台币…我可以应征吗?),甚至包含自己可以造访哪几个园区。
![Michael listed his employment essentials, like his employee number, Jeep number, salary requirements ($50,000 per day seems pretty reasonable), and even what type of park access he would have.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/desktop-1434555044.jpg)
他还精心做了园区地图,指出恐龙所在位置。
![He included a map that lays out where all of the dinosaurs are situated in the park.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/desktop-1434555027.jpg)
里头包括暴龙、双脊龙、腕龙、大门、道路、码头等等。
为了确保每只恐龙都被妥善照顾,麦可也列出「恐龙明细表」。
![He even made a helpful list of all the dinosaurs on the island so he could make sure everyone was accounted for.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/desktop-1434555047.jpg)
有数量,和现今能追踪到的数量 (如果不见了一只可麻烦了!看过《侏罗纪世界》的人都能同意吧…),和版本 (是复制版本吗?!)…也太细腻了吧?!
他甚至写下自己身为园区工程师该负责的工作内容。
![He wrote down all of his duties as a programmer at Jurassic Park.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/desktop-1434555021.jpg)
简言之,身为园区软体工程师,麦可必须确保园内一切运作正常、安全。
还画出自己的专属吉普车,连车号的没漏掉。
![He then drew his Jeep, complete with license plate number and custom tires.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/desktop-1434555052.jpg)
麦可还画了侏罗纪直升机,因为所有称职的员工都能配有一台。
![Michael also drew a picture of his helicopter, because any Jurassic Park employee worth his salt has a helicopter.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/desktop-1434554999.jpg)
为了让顾客满意,麦克也设计出丛林快艇。
![He designed a jungle ride to keep the patrons entertained.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/desktop-1434555042.jpg)
此外,麦可也替旅客设计热气球空中导览,园区可谓海陆空全包!
![He made plans for a Jurassic Park air balloon ride, complete with all of the specifications. He even included a model for the ride in case you needed a visual.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/desktop-1434555005.jpg)
下面还附上一个气球当作「模型」。
然后画了张没人看得懂的园区电网和安全系统图。
![He created a strangely intricate map of the park](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/desktop-1434555011.jpg)
看起来很严谨啊?
甚至还编造的信函证明麦可他是个擅长团队合作的员工。
![This employee correspondence letter proves that Michael is a team player.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/desktop-1434555013.jpg)
(亲爱的麦可,我们希望你能提供入园旅客每人一个安全标签,然后请将你有的旅客资料在他们抵达前传真给我,谢谢。)
身为工程师,自己的电脑性能当然不会放过。
![He also included detailed renderings of the computers he would use on the job.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/desktop-1434555036.jpg)
最后一页的备注栏虽然空空如也,但前面几页已经够惊人了…
![The end of his dossier includes a notes section that appears to be empty, even though everything before this is documented with insane detail.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/desktop-1434555023.jpg)
来源:Viral Nova
相信很多人小时候都疯过恐龙吧,但会疯到连整个公园设计都准备好了…这么酷的计画,不分享给朋友一起重温儿时回忆怎么行呢?!
(往下還有更多精彩文章!)