39个已经衰到相比之下「会让你觉得是人生胜利组」的2015年最倒楣人。

1. 海豹:我饿了。   2. 影印机灾难。 廣告1   3.    4. 这是多力多滋吗? 廣告2   5. 背后… 廣告3   6. 美味的午餐…   7. 爸妈的恶梦。   8.    9.    10. 不忍看了…   11.    12. 今天不上班。   13.    14.    15. 这是什么陷阱吗… 廣告4  

January 8, 2016
選擇語言:

1. 海豹:我饿了。

That seal is looking at a major harassment lawsuit.

 

2. 影印机灾难。

Looks like there will be no printing today.
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3. 

Yum all that gravy.

 

4. 这是多力多滋吗?

Are those Doritos?
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5. 背后…

I hope he got out fast.
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6. 美味的午餐…

The saddest trip to Chipotle ever.

 

7. 爸妈的恶梦。

Every parent's worst nightmare.

 

8. 

Just got to get through the day.

 

9. 

When you thought you were lucky to get the last available seat.

 

10. 不忍看了…

HIS JORDANS!

 

11. 

Very smooth FedEx, very smooth.

 

12. 今天不上班。

No work for me today.

 

13. 

Really bad day!

 

14. 

Uh oh.

 

15. 这是什么陷阱吗…

"Hey honey, so I'm sort of in a pickle."
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16. 

He was just trying to dance.

 

17. 往好处想,冰迟早会融化的。

I'm sure it'll melt, eventually.

 

18. 

Looks like somebody needs some help.

 

19. 

It's just one of those days.
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20. 

Hold on! I gotchu brotha.

 

21. 灾难啊!

It was a leather couch.

 

22. 

Sorry sir, escalators aren't for cars.

 

23. 

Poor guy, maybe the stairs would have been better.

 

24. 偷车贼把脚踏车其他部分都偷走了。

They took everything and left the bike frame.
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25. 

At least he's being positive.

 

26. 打赌输了的后果。

I wonder what bet he lost.

 

27. 

The vending machine that f'd everyone over.
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28. 你觉得一切都很棒,直到你发现你的裙子一直拖在车子外面。

When you think everything is A-OK until your drive is over and realize your dress has been hanging out the entire time.

 

29. 

You have made an enemy today, chair.

 

30. 抱歉,您的答案不正确。正确答案:14,您的答案:14。

Why you little...
 
哪里错啊?!

 

31. 

Extra cheese on the side, please.
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32. 我满确定卫星天线不是这样装的…

I don't think that's how satellites are supposed to be set up.

 

33. 

Cleanup on aisle 5.

 

34. 让我来吃我的巧克力甜…

Is this a cruel joke?

 

35. 

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
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36. 

A devastating moment.

 

37. 这是发生了什么事?!

Hotdogs or thighs?

 

38. 

Damn it!

 

39. 

Now that's just messed up.
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来源:Lifebuzz

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