1.「我的朋友的阿拉斯加犬誤以為自己是吉娃娃。」
![My Friends Malamute Thinks He's A Lap Dog My Friends Malamute Thinks He's A Lap Dog](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/564306eceb6c2.jpg)
「嗷嗚,我是不是很輕?」
2.「我朋友的狗想跟貓咪互想取暖,但是喵星人表示:『好了、可以放開了』。」
![My Friends Puppy Just Wanted To Cuddle. The Cat? Not So Interested My Friends Puppy Just Wanted To Cuddle. The Cat? Not So Interested](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/564306edaeeb4.jpg)
3.「『阿姨,我要被他擠扁了啦!』我一轉頭就看到這一幕。」
![She Was Yelling "Auntie He's Squishing Me!". I Look Back To Find Him Completely Content She Was Yelling "Auntie He's Squishing Me!". I Look Back To Find Him Completely Content](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/564306ee5e720.jpg)
4. 狗狗表示:「我們都這麼熟了,廁所門不用鎖吧?」
![When You Live Just With Your Wife That Must Mean That You Don't Have To Lock The Bathroom Door, Right? Wrong When You Live Just With Your Wife That Must Mean That You Don't Have To Lock The Bathroom Door, Right? Wrong](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/564306ef13714.jpg)
5. 把這個東西給我拿下來!
![Get This Thing Off Me! Get This Thing Off Me!](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/564306efa1c80.jpg)
弟弟的表情有夠直接!
6. 狗狗:「嗯…我就坐這好了!」
![I Will Sit Here I Will Sit Here](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/564306f0d150c.gif)
喵星人:「給我滾開啦!!!」
7. 狗狗:「你坐到我的位子了啦!不過沒關係…」
![No Concept Of Personal Space No Concept Of Personal Space](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/564306f2835b0.jpg)
8. 狗狗:「坐在這裡我有一種安定的感覺…」
![Sometimes She Has Problems Recognising Personal Space Sometimes She Has Problems Recognising Personal Space](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/564306f323f45.jpg)
9.「我真的不能坐在這嗎?可是…可是我才剛坐好啊!」
![But I Just Got Comfy But I Just Got Comfy](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/564306f3a02e4.jpg)
10. 這也太壞了吧狗狗!
![Dog Who Is Also A Face Mask Dog Who Is Also A Face Mask](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/564306f442328.jpg)
11. 這裡就是最舒服的地方!
![No Sense Of Personal Space No Sense Of Personal Space](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/564306f4f3c51.jpg)
12.「我的大丹犬誤以為自己是麻雀。」
![My Great Dane Thinks He's A Parrot My Great Dane Thinks He's A Parrot](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/564306f5bfac6.jpg)
該不會以為自己可以坐在肩膀上?
13.「你站好不就是為了要給我坐?」
![Yeah, I'm Just Gonna Sit Right Here Yeah, I'm Just Gonna Sit Right Here](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/564306f6916eb.jpg)
好萌~~~~!!
14. 這是霸凌吧?!
![My Pup Got A Little Crushed On The Ride Back Home Last Weekend My Pup Got A Little Crushed On The Ride Back Home Last Weekend](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/564306f76905b.jpg)
15. 那是…主人嗎?
![I Own This Human I Own This Human](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/564306f81a0bd.jpg)
所謂養狗養到被狗騎到頭上…
16.「我爸一直說他不想養狗,結果…」
![My Dad Kept Griping "i Don't Want A Dog!" This Is How I Find Them Napping My Dad Kept Griping "i Don't Want A Dog!" This Is How I Find Them Napping](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/564306f8c0480.jpg)
<3 <3 <3
17. 人呢?
![Where Is The Person? Where Is The Person?](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/564306f953809.jpg)
18. 這隻狗狗也太會撒嬌了吧?!
![My Buddy Rooney Has Personal Space Issues My Buddy Rooney Has Personal Space Issues](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/564306fa03b24.jpg)
19.「你現在進行到哪邊了?」
![You Think Your Cats Don't Respect Personal Space? You Think Your Cats Don't Respect Personal Space?](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/564306fa8ae4f.jpg)
…關你什麼事,給我出去!
20.「我領養的靈堤還在學怎麼當一隻博美。」
![Two Months Off The Race Track And My Adopted Greyhound Is Still Trying To Understand What Being A Lap Dog Is All About Two Months Off The Race Track And My Adopted Greyhound Is Still Trying To Understand What Being A Lap Dog Is All About](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/564306fb2c4a5.jpg)
來源:Boredpanda
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