海綿寶寶29歲生日才剛過不久,在這段期間他除了忠實地伴著我們長大,還教了我們不少事呢!像是…
![Today is SpongeBob's 29th birthday. He's taught us quite a bit in that time.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/enhanced-7074-1436885982-1.jpg)
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1. 你認識最久,曾陪你經歷過風風雨雨的夥伴真的是最珍貴的!
![Like how valuable your oldest friends are.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/enhanced-buzz-16115-1436888238-16.jpg)
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2. 切記,「自信」才是美的關鍵!
![And that confidence is the real secret to beauty.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/enhanced-buzz-31407-1436889251-5.jpg)
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「哈囉,我很醜。」
3. 在事業中要勝利唯有「努力付出」才行!
![](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/grid-cell-16543-1436898090-5.jpg)
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「去上班去上班去上班!」
4. 但記得,人非聖賢、孰能無過。所以,當你犯錯時,就放自己一馬吧!
![29 Incredibly Important Lessons Every Twentysomething Needs To Hear](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/anigif_enhanced-buzz-2066-1436891561-12.gif)
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5. 要記得為自己發聲,該是自己的就要去爭取!
![Stand up for yourself.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/enhanced-buzz-1110-1436892349-5.jpg)
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「好喔,我現在是329號。我是這一排的第329個,你們千萬別忘記啊!」
6. 要時常告訴家人自己有多麼愛他們!
![29 Incredibly Important Lessons Every Twentysomething Needs To Hear](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/anigif_enhanced-buzz-10278-1436894342-6.gif)
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7. 別忽略了身體的警訊,該休息就去休息!
![Don't neglect your physical needs.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/enhanced-buzz-1318-1436898427-13.jpg)
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「我不需要睡眠,我不需要、不需要!」
8. 該是時候,吃得健康點啦!
![Eat healthy.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/enhanced-buzz-23291-1436891362-5.jpg)
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「喔對呀,那絕對是我看過最酷的一餐!」
9. 健身房也是要去的啦!
![And get to the gym every now and then.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/enhanced-buzz-31936-1436893047-5.jpg)
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「你看看。」
10. 但想要偷懶作弊的時候,就在家躺平吧!
![But have a cheat day when you need one.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/enhanced-buzz-2857-1436887434-12.jpg)
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「我不想長大,我想要好多好多的餅乾!」
11. 偶爾得讓自己放開點,但可別讓自己糗出得太大啊!
![29 Incredibly Important Lessons Every Twentysomething Needs To Hear](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/anigif_enhanced-buzz-32400-1436895531-5.gif)
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12. 沒有人能不經你同意,就讓你覺得自己很糟糕、比其他人還要不重要!
![](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/anigif_enhanced-buzz-24354-1436895953-12.gif)
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13. 當你需要幫忙的時候,就放心開口問吧!
![When you need help, ask for it.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/enhanced-buzz-7582-1436893514-5.jpg)
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「嗯,我不算是『還好』啦!」
14. 你不需要每個週末都出門Party!
![You don't have to go out every weekend.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/enhanced-buzz-22814-1436893203-5.jpg)
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「室內!室內!室內!」
15. 但宅在家也別太著迷成天看影集、連續劇啊!
![29 Incredibly Important Lessons Every Twentysomething Needs To Hear](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/anigif_enhanced-buzz-26061-1436894861-12.gif)
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16. 對每件事都要有自我意識!
![Self-awareness is everything.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/enhanced-buzz-1080-1436891879-7.jpg)
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在一張通緝單上寫著:「通緝 海綿寶寶 瘋子」所以,當自己表現得不夠成熟、像個瘋子時,就要自我察覺、檢討喔!
17. 別讓不好的室友蹧蹋你!
![Don't let a bad roommate walk all over you.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/enhanced-buzz-17098-1436892747-5.jpg)
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當室友在你的早餐中寫上這個訊息:「去找個工作吧!」
18. 學習與自己相處快樂的祕訣!
![Learn to be happy alone.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/enhanced-buzz-6069-1436892596-10.jpg)
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「至少我在自己腦袋裡的想法游移,還算安全!」
19. 自願當志工、投票、當個好公民!
![Volunteer, vote, and be a good citizen.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/enhanced-buzz-15930-1436893343-5.jpg)
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「派大星我們做到了耶!我們拯救了整個城市!」
20. 在年輕時,就要有省錢的觀念!
![Start saving money while you're young.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/enhanced-buzz-843-1436896183-5.jpg)
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21. 但同時,你也要「活在當下」,享受人生,學會看淡一切!
![Live in the moment.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/enhanced-buzz-32578-1436892982-5.jpg)
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「如果我現在此時此刻就因為朋友的一個不小心在一場火熱的爆炸中翹辮子,那也沒關係!」
22. 當你在一段交往關係中,仍要記得「獨立」兩個字!
![When in a relationship, maintain your independence.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/enhanced-buzz-11059-1436894142-5.jpg)
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海綿寶寶的屁屁是「松鼠珊迪的財產」!
23. 心碎時刻難免會發生,但你仍稱得過去!
![29 Incredibly Important Lessons Every Twentysomething Needs To Hear](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/anigif_enhanced-buzz-12631-1436894502-5.gif)
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24. 不過,說真的有時候,單身真的比較好!
![29 Incredibly Important Lessons Every Twentysomething Needs To Hear](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/anigif_enhanced-buzz-19684-1436895162-13.gif)
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25. 別忘了按時繳交水電費!
![Remember to pay your electric bill.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/enhanced-buzz-2565-1436895416-5.jpg)
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「我聽不到你,這裡實在太暗啦!」
26. 別停止相信你實踐夢想的能力!
![Never stop believing in your dreams.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/enhanced-buzz-25530-1436892546-16.jpg)
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「如果你相信自己,只要再添上一點點的魔法,你所有的夢想都能成真。」
27. 學會好好愛自己!
![29 Incredibly Important Lessons Every Twentysomething Needs To Hear](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/anigif_enhanced-buzz-32476-1436895363-5.gif)
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28. 同時,你也要學著當自己的英雄,別只等著別人來拯救你啊!
![Be your own hero.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/enhanced-buzz-27630-1436896069-9.jpg)
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29. 最後最後,別忘了這個海綿寶寶經典名言:
![And never forget this important piece of wisdom.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/enhanced-buzz-31588-1436889440-13.jpg)
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「切記,舔門把在其他星球上是違法的喔!」
海綿寶寶生日快樂啊!希望你最後過著2開頭的歲數的一年,一點都不糟糕啦!
![Happy birthday, SpongeBob! Here's to hoping your last year as a twentysomething is, well, you know...](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/enhanced-buzz-4337-1436887739-5.jpg)
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