1. 布萊德彼特:「結婚也就表示、我可以在床上放屁跟吃冰淇淋了。」
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2. 艾爾帕西諾:「我向上帝要一輛腳踏車,但我知道這不是上帝做事的方式。所以我偷了一輛腳踏車,然後向上帝祈求寬恕。」
![funny awesome celebrity quotes 5 Famous people whose quotes live up to the legend (25 Photos)](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/562f282981e6d.jpg)
3. 傑克布萊克:「永遠不要低估眉毛的力量。」
![funny awesome celebrity quotes 6 Famous people whose quotes live up to the legend (25 Photos)](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/562f282ac95b3.jpg)
4. 喬治克隆尼:「競選?不了,我已經睡過夠多女人、嗑過夠多藥、也去過夠多派對了。」
![funny awesome celebrity quotes 7 Famous people whose quotes live up to the legend (25 Photos)](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/562f282b885eb.jpg)
5. 傑克尼克遜:「我討厭人們在我開口前就說『很高興認識你』。你怎麼知道認識我會很高興?我是個渾球。」
![funny awesome celebrity quotes 8 Famous people whose quotes live up to the legend (25 Photos)](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/562f282c72758.jpg)
6. 珍妮佛勞倫斯:「我總是宅在家。這樣我就不用穿上胸罩、也不用換褲子了。」
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7. 喬納希爾:「卡達夏一家人比《廣告狂人》這樣的電視劇還紅真是太噁心了,這是我們的文化中令人作嘔的一部份。」
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8. 戴夫格羅爾:「坦白說,如果我認真看待音樂生涯的話、就會把樂團取別的名字 (而不是「幽浮一族 (Foo Fighters)」) ,因為這是全世界最TM糟糕的樂團名了!」
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9. 馬龍白蘭度:「如果有什麼事情是妨礙消化的,大概就是在電視上看演員們談他們的個人生活了。」
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10. 派崔克史都華:「我不是領導者的理想典範,這主要是因為一個理由…你可能也注意到了,我沒有頭髮。」
![funny awesome celebrity quotes 13 Famous people whose quotes live up to the legend (25 Photos)](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/562f28310b469.jpg)
11. 蒂娜費:「我希望我能用我的心臟交換另一個肝,這樣我就能喝得更多、在意得更少。」
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12. 比爾莫瑞:「一直看到半滿的杯子會讓你意識到,可能該輪到你付錢了。」
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13. 史恩康納萊:「我喜歡女人。我不懂她們,但我喜歡她們。」
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14. 威爾法洛:「每個朋友圈裡總是會有一個大家都偷偷討厭的人。你覺得沒有?那麼那個人可能就是你。」
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15. 華特迪士尼:「其實對你來說,一次重大打擊可能是全世界最棒的事、只是你當時可能還沒意識到。」
![funny awesome celebrity quotes 18 Famous people whose quotes live up to the legend (25 Photos)](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/562f2835dc2cc.jpg)
17. 愛因斯坦:「從複雜中尋找單純,從不和諧中尋找和諧,困難之中藏著契機。」
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18. 艾倫狄珍妮:「我真的覺得我不需要緊實的屁屁 (buns) ,我只要有肉桂卷 (buns) 就很開心了!」
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19. 小勞勃道尼:「人生三準則:1. X。 2. 他X的不在乎。 3. 別被X了。」
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20. 威爾羅傑斯:「什麼事情都很好笑,只要是發生在別人身上。」
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來源:Thechive
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